When I get the notion in my head that my man deserves a Doomsday Gingerbread Mayan Temple for his Birthday, then hot damn he will have one. And it will be the most accurate and structurally sound Doomsday Gingerbread Mayan Temple any slightly-tipsy-party-goer has ever seen. It’s probably best if you didn’t know the details about the geometry and obsessive precision involved in the designing and executing of this masterpiece. Let’s just say I’m very committed (read: a little psycho) when it comes to these things. Unfortunately, I don’t have photos of it lit with fiery candles surrounding the top, but you can imagine it was pretty sweet. If I do say so myself. And delicious.